It?s very warm and tingly in here
Recent gas and electricity price rises have led millions to explore beer, wine and spirit consumption as an economical alternative to conventional heating.
Father-of-two Stephen Malley said: ?I can?t afford to heat the house, but this bottle of Scotch gives me a warm inner glow.
?Even my nose is lovely and rosy. The kids like it too, it helps them sleep in a way that just having the radiators on didn?t.
Teacher Emma Bradford said: ?My flat feels lovely and warm now I?ve had a lot of gin.
?In fact I might sleep outside on a park bench tonight, just for novelty value.
?The only downside of alcohol-based body heating seems to be that I am more argumentative and un-coordinated.?
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: ?There is a subtle but important difference between feeling warm and being warm.
?Also we may start to see seasonal booze price increases as brewers moan about ?dwindling North Sea alcohol reserves?.?
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